What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness