What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR