What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.