Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.