Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!