Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate