What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.