What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River