What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.