Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit