What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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One prick...and it's all over.

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Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.