Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

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Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy