Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..