Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.