Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
They'll tell you
Because Allah likes digimon
They ate their dinner before it was cool.
Ghouldilocks.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Jeez-its
They both work with crust.