Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.