Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.