Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.