Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.