Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.