Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.