What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.