What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.