How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show