You switch sides at half time.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
It makes the Dego buy faster.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Because it's harder to pick up.
Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
My erection.
Threw his baby out the window.
Ransom notes.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
