Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis