Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.