How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.