How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !