How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)