How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...