How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...