Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now