Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.