Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting