Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen