Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.