Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.