How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.