How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.