How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan