Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra?

For his reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*