When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '