When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '