Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction