Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction