Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.