Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.