Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.