Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.