Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

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First we steal two Eggs

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When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.