What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Because no one wants them.

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He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.