What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.