Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.