Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.