What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.