What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"