Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)