Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)