Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.