What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.