What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.