What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers