What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.