How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.