Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile