Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile