Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll