Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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He was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll