Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.