How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.