What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !