Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio