What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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He lost interest.

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The rifle owner.

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He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!