What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.