Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.