What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Excellent service.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment