What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

Dairy Cow Jokes More Dairy Cow Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.