How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.