Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.