Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.